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[03 Sep 2010|01:43am]

seaplasma
3....2....1..... HAPPY DEAD COMMUNITY!!!!
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[01 Jan 2010|10:47pm]

seaplasma
HA... another year!
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[07 Dec 2008|01:51am]

seaplasma
[ mood | amused ]

ok ok ok.... so i think i found a topless picture of someone i used to goto school with. whom you might also know. take a guess who (NSFW) http://www.imagebeaver.com/photos/576011_11-.html

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[07 Sep 2008|10:08pm]

seaplasma
damn i missed my cue.
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"Well then... can I leave?" [06 Sep 2008|11:30am]

airbornbacon
[ mood | complacent ]


Yay for not typing in here for 2 years! Unless you count last years "not typing in here" post.  Which you shouldn't. These are anti-posts.

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[05 Sep 2007|11:55pm]

seaplasma
YAY for not typing in here for over a year!
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AA [27 Jul 2006|02:43am]

seaplasma
Hello, my name is Bryan. I'm a recovering alcoholic. I've been sober for eight minutes now. I'd like to thank my family for all of their support, and God... yes I'd like to thank God for showing me the way. And I'd like to thank Miller, because it's Miller. And I'd like to thank my fridge, tahnks for always keeping my beer cold. tee hee he
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[14 Jul 2006|02:47am]

seaplasma
LIZ you so forgot to put the "love making wall" in the set of pics
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[28 Jun 2006|05:17am]

invadernny
Mike came home from rugby in a mood.

im really tired, and kinda sore.
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"See how nice?" [27 Jun 2006|10:52am]

airbornbacon
[ mood | crappy ]

I'm in a crappy mood. When am I not?

To cheer me up, I'm writing down some the Chris quotes I can remember-



"Hey Tits, take a break from the dishes and get me a beer."

" Tell, you what, I'll give you a treat, I'll stop at McDonalds..."

(Referring to the water in the hot tub at travel lodge-)
"Yeah, let's try not to get any of that in your orifices."

Me: "Maybe I can enjoy your company...without the aid of alcohol."
Both of us: “hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah”

Me: " Why are you hitting me????"
Chris: "I dunno. I felt like it."

"You're a super girl, I'll call ya sometime."


" Shut up and su---- I mean, ....I love you."

" Christ me up the christhole."

(Waking up to him being, ..excited..)
"Don't touch my sandwich."


"I heart needle drugs and math."

"I'm a champion. I turn tragedy into triumph."

"I added coasters. And I scare away possums. My contributions go largely unnoticed."

"Greatest math puzzle EVER!!" (Don’t’ ask)

" Macgyver likes it to be minty fresh when he pleasures himself."

"you don't understand! i'm hitting her because she's TALKING!"

" I made 6 cents in online poker last night. This means a better life for the both of us."

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[17 Jun 2006|12:20am]

seaplasma
[ mood | drunk ]

i've been drinking... and its really hot out... if it rains i'm going to run in it naked... that is all

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today i ate a jar of spagetti sauce. [21 Jun 2004|12:39am]

ulotrichous
I've got to buy a strap on. But I've got to shop around, you know. Don't want cheap goods.... Who's coming with me?
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and i got home ok. [20 Jun 2004|04:50am]

flyinpiggy18
[ mood | drunk ]

look at the mood! darcy aileen and paul popped my drinking cherry!


POP!

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DRUNK! [20 Jun 2004|03:05am]

darcydelish
liz aileen and i...
are drunk.

i have a misquito bite on my boob. it is itchy.
i showed aileen and liz the bite. and my boobs- darcy

someone have sex with me? now?

love, darcy
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[30 May 2004|12:18am]

flyinpiggy18
[ mood | crazy ]

and then i stuck a jalapeno POPPER in my tank top.

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WELCOME POST..POSTY... POSTERIFIC ...POSTALICOUS... shut up darcy [27 May 2004|03:15pm]

darcydelish
[ mood | stupid ]

Darcy IS ON the phone WITH SOME ASSHOLE.

DArcy: "blah blah blah, hair.. blah blah my communtiy.... blah i hate liz. "

NOW she's saying she's going to TAKE CARE OF ME. Like a baby apparently.




SALMONNNN!!!!!

Where's MY BOOB ICON?

Thowart isn't a word. fuck you.




THwArt!!! Thward if you like.

PS. IT"S NOT MY FAULT YOUR BOOBS ARE TOO VALUMPTIOUS.


MA"AMS!

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